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Congrats to Sazabi's team on winning SG Asia Plus .

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F.M.L. Its time to exercise my fat rescue rabbit.

If my team scrub , I will delete my team mates Zack and Amir off from facebook =)

Yes that serious .

EMO.MAX

Went to Singapore .Got pawned like a fucking dog.The match wasn't that bad but in game 3 , dog was the best term I felt at the moment . Trust me , Singaporeans are totally a whole different level .

That was really an eye opener .So many stuff and combo I saw.
 1) Malaysia's mermail fail. I have never saw any of us using them the way SG does.
 2) We have not seen any top hero beat player in MAS since Wong Fei Hung .That was fucking long ago .
 3) Bringing promo back ? We have not played promo since 2009 .Oh yes 3years TKR was stuck in album.

Made lots of money selling junk and Singapore cards are no longer cheaper than Malaysia and in fact they are more expensive than ours .

Looking at Baha and Xiam Mei's hero beat rarity , I think you could actually masturbate to it  .Goodness.

Tired to write anymore .Too much happened in Singapore after we left Marymount .The shit that happened could even be made into a movie like Hangover 3.I arrived home as in Johor from Singapore at 4am .Just imagine how much shit happened from 11 pm to 4am .

Thanks to the guys for the warm welcome especially Wesley Seek and co. Congrats to Sazabi team for winning =)

The mega awesome superb intensive harcore training

If all goes well this 14th September 2012, I will heading down to Singapore , the mother of all asia ocg land with my noob partner in crime Amir and a bunch of friends .The main purpose is to have a look at Singapore 's meta and their amazing pro techs they have . Hopefully it will benefit us in our upcoming team tournament this October .

Amir and me have been working day and night training a variety of techs to a point I have the Dueling Network intro music ringing in my head when I sleep . We have our decks ready but I feel neither of us are anywhere near Singapore standard at the moment .

Joining Singapore tournament is going to be a challenge for both of us as it is like taking a Kancil to race with 20 plus Nissan Skylines .LOL. Forgot to mention , my friend needs a staircase to emo at when he scrubs and thank god the staircases in Dhoby Ghaut are fucking huge.

I can't wait to meet everyone there such as my GODS ,SAM and JEFF ! I never got a chance to witness Jeff 's divine hero beat in action = (partly I am not worthy to play against such divine decks.

I am going sign off now .ICAEW exams this Monday and Tuesday.

Ciao. Can anyone  lend me Dolkka for tournament ? =)

Additions

Realised I did not update my blog links since 2008.

Made many additions .There are a lot of japanese blogs I haven't included .Too tired to search all of them at the moment.

Other news , everytime I check singapore tournaments results,all I see is

1st: : Sam (Secret/Ultra M7)

WTF???????

I just came to say Hello

Ok for those wondering why isn't my name in the TOP SHOP list YET ,it is because

1) I attended NONE of the qualifiers .Therefore , there is no Tourney Report for me to write.

2) I don't have the time.

3) Top Shop is not my priority

4) Asia team tourney is the real deal .

5) Lastly , I was smart enough not to get trolled by ........( You will understand this sentence when the announcement is made)

Team Tourney Qualifier

Team MateYourMama (Team MYM , those pro dota players will know MYM(MeetYourMakers))

Leader :Teoh Zhen Pei (Six Sam)
Player A: Shahmir TalkCock Roshidi (Chaos Dragons)
Player B: Me ( Gravekeepers)

Round 1: Inzektors
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Game 1: His backrow vs my backrow .He wasted lots of resources killing Sin Stardust .Open skill drain and gameover. Royal Tribute  changed the momentum of the game.
Game 2 : My GK spy ate fiendish chain .My GK Commandant ate fiendish chain .Exceed both of them and ate the 3rd fiendish chain ? There was a total of 3 fiendish one the field .Overlaid Utopia Ray and keep pushing for game .

Round 2: DW
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Game 1 : GK never beats DW
Game 2 : GK never beats DW

Round 3 :Machina Gadget
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Game 1: He negated first turn royal tribute with solemn judgement .He push with 2 Machina Fortress and limiter removal .If that tribute wasn't negated it would have hit 5 monsters!
Game 2: Open skill drain , his gadgets cried .I attempted  to royal tribute on turn 3 , ate a Dark Bribe .Won through beatdown .
Game 3: Open skill drain ate dark bribe , open 2nd skill drain gadgets cried again. Black horn of heaven killed his only chance of hope which was Machina Fortress.

Finals : Bitchy Grapha Army .
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Game 1: GK never beats DW.I had a royal tribute ,starlight road and wonder wand which was the 3 cards I never wanted to see in my hand .
Game 2: Sided in two Asia English Darklord Silva .He open dark world dealing , I showed him Silva and it was GG.
Game 3: Drew a hand full of magic and traps .Set all because I dont want to see any random Dragged Down to Grave .He activated dark world dealing out of the blue,and I drew Silva and discarded it .That was the sickest TOP DECK ever in my life.

Gravekeepers was a good meta call.Capable of bringing down any deck except retarded bullshit DarkWorld .
Kyde from Digital Mortal has promised to use GK if I win the DW in the finals .

HAHAHAHHAHAAH.

So we are through .

Goodbye Yugioh readers till Tourguide comes out in OCG .

Off to studies .

Fun + Troll = GoodGame

Malaysia players will sure know whose deck this belongs too .No one plays it better than Alan Looi .I dont have the exact decklist but I am pretty sure this works too .

Strategy:
1.Get your D.Fissure or Macro Cosmos first.
2.Protect your D.Fissure and Macro with Dark Bribes and Starlight Roads.(Stardust missing in Extra)
3.Stall the game with Messenger of Peace or Limit Area B
4.Beat down with D.D.Survivor or Scout Plane .
5.Dont't feel like it ? Proceed into exceeding Gachi Gachi or Maestroke to stall maximum.
6.Feel like torturing your opponent? Open Soul Absorption and wait for time out .100% Your lifepoint is like 10 k higher .
7.Chill and relax while your opponent do the thinking without realising we're going into sudden death .
8.Needle worm and necroface are used to thin down opponent's deck. Mill away your opponent's heavy storm or any key cards and it is gameover.
9.Everyone knows Necroface and Gold Box combo=)
10.Torrential Tribute just to tell your opponent 'Hey Bro ,gave up yet?'
11.In case any of your stall cards are destroyed by random MSTs , Scarecrow is here to save the day .Read and do no.3 again .'Mad Bro?'
12.Paint your nails .
13.Pretend to think .Take 5 minutes per turn .Set one card , end phase .Timeout =GoodGame.
14.Observe how everyone is leaving the arena waiting for the next round ,while you are still playing .
15.Summoner monk is there just to pull out D.D survivor .Trust me sounds stupid,but D.D Survivor is the boss in the deck.
16.Your opponent has given up.Say Sorry to him at least .
17.If you lose ,tell your opponent 'You just beat my fun deck' to make yourself feel good =)

This is just a troll /fun deck but it was used by Alan Looi to knock out many good players .The decklist above includes Promos ,so just imagine how this guy used this without any .This deck was at its peak during the Tele Dad and Lightlord era .

Thats all for now .

*I wrote this because I was bored =)